"The Smurf With The Perfect Memory" is a song sung by the Smurfs in the cartoon show episode "The Chief Record Smurf". It is sung to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" in praise of Clumsy's new perfect memory. Gargamel, who is setting up a trap for the Smurfs in the forest, is also found briefly singing the song.
The lyrics go like this:
What a smurfy thing to be!
The Smurf with the perfect memory,
Saving for posterity:
The Smurfiest of Smurfery! (x2)